Today I woke up with a diaper so full that my outfit joined the dirty clothes pile.
We didn't go downstairs because Dadda needed to put away clean clothes.
Laundry is a fun game! From what I can tell, the object of the game is to arbitrarily put clothes in various places such as drawers, washing machines, hampers and baskets.
Oh, I almost forgot, you know you're playing the game correctly when they start chasing you for the clothes you grabbed. It's the same basic foundation as any other popular sport such as coursing or polocrosse.
I opted out of breakfast this morning with promises of "going buh-bye." While Dadda packed up I learned from Mickey Mouse.
The first rule of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE! If this is your first night. . .you have to use the Mousekatool!
We went to the store today and Dadda lingered too long in the candy aisle. I started with a level 1 on the whining scale and that's usually enough, but this time I had to bump it up to a 2. After a quick compromise I ended up with 84¢ worth of gluten free vegan "sunny" bears from the bulk section. Dadda also lingered by the scratch-off tickets so that's how I ended up with a balloon and a Saf-T-Pop.
Today I am manipulative charming!
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