Friday, November 12, 2010

Nice to meat me!

I am a purveyor of poop and my customers, Mamma and Dadda, like something with easy clean-up. That's why I've come to welcome a diet high in protein. Nothing says easy clean up like, literally, solid waste! With a regular diet of fiber in addition to protein, my daily diaper changes are no pain in the butt!


Giggie, and Owah came over for the weekend. Wait, it's come to my attention that some people may need a glossary for some of my terminology. Baybee vernacular can be hard to digest for the uninitiated. So, I've asked the fluff to help put something together, here goes.


bab•ba
[bah-buh,]

–noun, plural -babbas.

1. My bottle or the container which holds my beverage.
2. Mine, or not yours.

bub•ba
[buh-buh,]

–proper noun, plural -bubbas.

1. One or both of my brothers and occasionally a dog or a stranger.

dia•pey
[dye-pee,]

–noun, plural -diapies.

1. Thing what I poop in.
2. Thing you have to change sooner rather than later.

dad•da
[dah-duh,]

–proper noun.

1. The guy what takes care of me during the day.
2. Mine, or not yours.

the fluff
[thu-fluhf,]

–proper noun.

1. The big white dog, formally known as Mishka, or mischee.

gig•gie
[gihg-ee,]

–proper noun,

1. My Uncle Aggie, or Alex, who graduated from Texas A&M, which makes him an “Aggie”.

goom•ba
[goom-bah,]

–proper noun.

1.    Mamma’s mamma.

goom•pa
[goom-pah,]

–proper noun.

1. Mamma’s Dadda

gram•pa
[gram-pah,]

–proper noun.

1. Dadda’s Dadda.

josh•e•bear
[josh-ee-bair,] joshie bear, baybee

–proper noun.

1. Thing what the universe revolves around.
2. Rumor has it the “E” stands for “Elizabeth”

mam•ma

[mah-muh,]

–proper noun,

1. The lady what takes care of me whenever Dadda gets away from me.
2. see – notdadda

mi•mi
[mee-mee,]

–proper noun.

1. Dadda’s Mamma

not•dad•da
[not-dah-duh,]

–proper noun, adjective.

1. Any person, other than Dadda who tries to take care of me.

o•wah
[oh-wah,]

–proper noun.

1. My uncle Noah, I don’t do consonants.

the•small
[thu-smahl,]

–proper noun.

1.    The small white and black dog that chases me when I chase her.
2.    “Scout”


tee•vee

[tee-vee,]

–noun, plural -teevees.

1. Baby sitter for when Dadda’s asleep on the couch.
2. Thing what distracts Bubbas


Okay that's all the time we have for today. If there are any other words which require clarification please register and leave a comment or some barbecue please.


Today I am megagaltastic happy!

1 comment:

  1. REPOST FROM SEPTEMBER:
    Why "Aggie" is called that - explained by Mommma...

    When Josh's twin brothers or "bubbas" were a little older than he is now, they began assigning names to everyone, including uncles and aunts. Uncle Alex, Dadda's youngest brother, was too difficult to pronounce, but they heard us referring to him frequently as "Aggie" because he was currently in his early years of Texas A&M college, and it stuck (funny to my inlaws because Dadda's two older brothers also went to A&M, but the twins could pronounce versions of Alfie and Chris).

    On a side note, the twins later explained their thinking that Aggie got his name based on the shirts he wore - ie A&M T-shirts. Mommma (me) could be called "Aunt Longhorn" by their cousins since I went to UT and Dadda obviously went to the University of Superman!

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