Bubba Jump!

The things that bother adults are amusing to us toddlers. Take for example waking up in the middle of night to the light from the hallway and a surprise inspection by Mamma. Somebody got sick and she assumed it was me, when right behind her, from the top bunk and all the way down to the floor was the evidence to the contrary and so Bubba stayed home with me the next day.


When I woke up and got my diapey changed, Bubba was downstairs playing video games with the volume off. Video games are where you point a remote at the teevee and sometimes make Bubbas and Daddas scream when they don't realize they've left out a controller. I love pushing buttons, but people buttons are the best, especially belly buttons, or belly holes as I've mentioned previously.


Once I noticed Bubba was home with me I decided to celebrate. I immediately dumped out the Lego Duplos and my bucket of KidKraft Tasty Treats and McDonald's pretend play food all over the floor. I screamed with joy, but Bubba did not join me. So after spreading the mess around in order to achieve a good toy to carpet ratio, I decided to initiate play on my own. I pulled Bubba off the couch and played Bubba Jump! This is a great game with only one rule and one victor, me!

Instructions for Bubba Jump®

 Setup - Remove all pieces from resting place or standing position and place on game board i.e. floor.


Taking turns - The youngest baby named Josh goes first. After ensuring Bubba is in position and unable to move from a combination of wrestling moves or unbearable stinkiness from diapey, the player proceeds to jump up and down on Bubba.


Winning - The first player, named Josh, to incapacitate and jump on Bubba wins!


Reset the board and play again!

Today I am against consolation prizes a gracious winner!