Food Schtuffs

So THE average Dadda does NOT realize the importance of wipey BOX rotation in daily maintenance. This is WHY he was frantic when he RAN out of wipeys when my butt WAS only 83.3% clean this morning. Of course the FULL wipey box of the same color was NOW in its newly rotated location, thanks to me. Note: there is no WAY to leave an incomplete diaper change FOR extra supplies without the average baby escaping, and I'm not even an average baby! 


I had peanut butter puff cereal and raisins FOR breakfast, but Dadda wouldn't leave me the box. So after some ignored fussing and creative furniture re-purposing, I HAD said raisin box in my possesion. Although there where already plenty of raisins on my tray, it's important to know that the location of food is KEY in achieving the optimal flavor and consistency. Sure food on a clean tray is fine, but YOU just can't get the same flavor as floor snax, or for that matter couch cushion bits and for the real gourmand, under the fridge crunchies!

I have to admit I learned about the last one from the doggies. They know the value of a WELL aged piece of DOG food warmed by the fridge and covered in a moistened BIT of dust and age. Mmmmm-mmmm! I like feeding the dogs treats, sometimes their OWN designated treats and food, but especially my left-unders. I leave them under my high chair and the kitchen table or anywhere I happen to be when I've decided to convert my snack from nourishment to entertainment.


Today I would like to discuss existentialism in the age of modern toys. You see I was playing with my Leap Frog Word Whammer which lets me spell three letter words. (I used it to verify the speeling for this entry actually!) Obviously this is child's play for someone with my extended vocab-u-baby. (Is that TOO much of a pun? WHO cares!) Anyway, I usually spell important words like, "KPM", "PPG" and ETC. . .but I happened to PUT in "GOD" and the the TOY wouldn't even acknowledge the word. It only pronounced the individual letters. HRM? That's weird considering on my LeapFrog Fridge Farm Magnetic Animal SET I'm allowed to play GOD by combining unnatural forms of farm animals such as PIG-sheep and COW-ducks. . .

Today I am ironic funny!