Today after Dadda cleaned my butt, I allowed him the luxury of taking a shower while I played in my crib. He left me with the odd assortment of books and toys and I left him with the false confidence that this is acceptable.
For breakfast I had apple juice, fruit snax and Teddy Grahams. You know, I think bear is my favorite meat, but I have a real problem with animals that work as mascots for companies that sell food made out of them. Barbecue joints have happy little piggies smiling on the front of the place and the so called "kids menu" usually has a gang of happy little critters who must've sold out their fellow creatures for their own survival. "Hey kids, don't forget to tell mom and dad that you want dessert after you eat one of my friends! If you don't I'm next!"
Sorry I haven't been able to post in a few days. It's really hard to get on the computer when Dadda is using it. You see, I have to wait for that odd moment, like a phone call or some other distraction in order to have access. I usually try to take the laptop away or switch over to my blog whenever he has it open. So now I've taken to creating the distractions and then sneaking over to the laptop when he forgets to put it away.
We went to the grocery store today and Dadda was prepared, he packed me some snacks for when he lingered in the candy aisle for that perfect sugar-free indulgence. Right next to us, however, was another baby eating a bag of organic, vegan "Sunny Bears" from the bulk section. It's fun taking parents to the grocery store!
For lunch Dadda cleaned out the fridge and I had Broccoli, spaghetti and beans. Then later I had poots.
Today I am inimitable a trend setter!
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