Port Man Toe

Today I woke up and life seemed back to normal. This is in complete contrast to the time since my last post. There were many diaper changes, and many sheet changes as a vicious virus swept through the entire family and necessitated many sheet changes and naps with snuggle buckets and special pillow cases. Oh what fun to have the family home to participate, (more like interrupt) in my daily routines.


This time with Mammas and Bubbas, in addition to the usual fixture of Dadda, was akin to a staycation. Bleh! Worst. Stay-cation. Ever. My room smelled like a zoo for sick animals and I still haven't taken a bath in the washing machine yet! Bubbas had to run to the bathroom many times and every time I followed all I got was yelled at or a door slammed in my face.


My usual efforts to attack any and all napping adults were thwarted by excessive medication and all my toys needed to be decontaminated. Left to my own devices I entertained my self with random cups and bowls from the cabinet and video game controllers.


Desperate for attention I whined constantly to no avail and in the end resorted to hacking my Vtech Tote and Go laptop to scream like a digital monkey stuck in a loop. Dadda took out the batteries. Oh, and also my LeapFrog: My Pal Scout puppy thinks he's a DJ since his last trip to the laundry since he keeps scratchin' and barking at me whenever I press his buttons.  

Speaking of buttons, why do they call it a belly button? Not everybody has a button, some people have a hole. Dadda's can swallow my whole finger when I'm brave enough to stick it in there and Mamma always giggles like crazy when I look for hers. Regardless of buttons or holes, all tummies love raspberries. So my advice to everyone is find the nearest tummy and give it a raspberry for guaranteed fun for all!

Today I am neurotic a special little guy!